What do you do late on a friday afternoon when the work you are doing seems to be just a bit too hard and all you want to really do is knock off for the day?

You do what everyone does – you waste time. You could play solitaire, or, if you work for yourself like I do, then you need to convince yourself that what you are doing instead of working is really important. So I check my web stats.

This is, of course, a very important thing to do. Everyone says so. So that’s what I did this afternoon. And I found the strangest thing. When I looked up the key words and phrases that people plug into search engines to get to my site I found Female Zoologist.

What the …??!!??

This is a site about serious computer issues, and cows. Ha! Maybe the cows was the connection. Cows are animals, hence zoologist. And cows are female. All you non-animal husbandry types may not have known that. Another piece of interesting information. Animal husbandry is not the art of finding a nice bull for your cow.

But no, that was not the connection. I did, in a fit of madness, use the phrase bald female zoologist in a previous post. But it was nothing to do with zoologists, female or not, bald or not.

So I went to Google and typed in female zoologist and hit search. I checked the first 20 pages (this was important research) and I wasn’t listed. So I tried it again but limited the results to Australia. And there I was, item 3 on the second page. Shezaam! So I tried the same thing in Yahoo and MSN, but they don’t consider my relevance to female zoologists to be worth mentioning.

But then I had a thought. By writing about that here, I may get another mention in Google, or perhaps increase my ranking. Perhaps I should create a blog category, Female Zoologists and make it my aim in life to be the number 1 ranked site for that key phrase. That would be something to boast about to the grandchildren.

So I am now seeking any information on female zoologists. I will not rest until I am number 1.